Who’s excited for the Superbowl?
I am! And I don’t just mean the food or commercials, I’m excited for the actual game. I know there are a lot of girls (and some men) who really don’t care about the game itself, and I’ve come to realize that some of the time its about not understanding the game of football. I’m here with some tips for the game and how to sound like you know what you’re talking about during the big game.
1. Downs

This can be the most confusing part of football for some. When one team has the ball, they have four downs to move it a minimum of ten yards. Then they get another four downs to move it ten more yards and so on until they hopefully score a touchdown – the ultimate goal.
Translation: Its like when you have a card at your favorite coffee place and you need four stamps (punches, whatever) to get a free coffee. You get the coffee… and then you get another card, and you need four more stamps, and so on. Each of those stamps is a down. Getting that coffee is like moving the ten yards, and the new card is like getting another four downs. Make sense? However: if you move those ten yards in less than four stamps… you reset, get your new card, and go back to first down.
2. The Red Zone
The Red Zone is the 20 yards in front of where the team with the ball is trying to score.

Translation: Don’t talk about anything but football when the ball is in the red zone… especially if the score is close, its the end of the game, or the team that the room is rooting for is in the red zone trying to score. It can be intense. Especially since the Patriots didn’t have a great year defensively and are ranked as average in red zone defense. Luckily our offense is good…
3. Gronk’s ankle (The Gronkle)
Are you wondering why everyone is talking about Rob Gronkowski’s ankle? It seems a little excessive. He hurt it in the AFC Championship game two weeks ago, and as of this writing, it is still up in the air if he’s going to play or not.

So what’s the big deal about one guy? For starters, Gronk had the best season (i.e. most touchdown passes) ever for a tight end. The Pats scored 39 passing touchdowns and he scored 17 of them. That’s over 40% of them! (source)
Translation: While he’s not the whole team, Gronk is a big deal. Feel free to throw out that 43% stat on Sunday, you’ll really turn some heads.
4. Blitz
Ah, the blitz. There are 11 guys on the field for each team during any passing or running play, meaning when the quarterback is out there and has the ball. The defense has a few guys (typically four) who get in the quarterback’s face… these are linemen, and they’re pretty much always there. Then there are guys who hang out right behind and around the linemen and there are guys who are way back, to cover people that the quarterback will pass the ball to.
In an attempt to knock the quarterback down with the ball or make him hurry and throw a bad pass, a defense will send guys across. This can be risky because if defense is all focusing on the quarterback, they’re not focusing on the guys that could be catching the ball. If the quarterback gets his pass off quickly enough, and his guys are open because of the blitz… that blitz didn’t work. BUT, if the defense can get to the quarterback in time and knock him down with the ball, or make him throw a fumble, that’s a good blitz.
Translation: When you see the defense moving up, its a strong possibility that they are going to blitz. Go ahead and ask the room “Are they going to blitz?”. I wouldn’t do it more than once a quarter, though. This is one that if you overuse it, you just look like an idiot.
5. Brady vs. Manning
If all this football talk is still “blah blah blah” to you, you can participate in girl talk but still be talking about the players. I overheard on the radio that a recent survey revealed that more women would have an affair with Eli Manning than Tom Brady

Really?
Women said that they are more drawn to Eli’s boyish good looks, but more importantly, are intimidated by Tom’s supermodel wife, Giselle. Um… if I were to be having an affair with Tom Brady IN MY HEAD… you can bet Giselle wouldn’t be there. I think these ladies need to keep in mind what a fantasy is. Live a little!
Translation: Stop thinking about Giselle when you think about Tom.
That’s it! Hope I gave you some information to enjoy the game a little more on Sunday! Will you be watching? Who are you rooting for? Would you have an affair with Brady or Manning?